FOR STRICKLY HOLE-Y TAIL-WAGGIN’ TYPES
(Diggers of Troof)
The Sit-Up-N-Beg For-Kibbleness: The Lab’s Prayer
Our Frother, Who arfs from Heaven,
Howled by thy name.
Thy Kitten come, thy hole be dug
On Earf as it is in secession
Git arf the couch, our daily bed
And leash us not into temptation
But liver us from evil (preferably chicken liver)
For divine is the Dogdom, the Howling and the Digging
For egger and egger….
Ahh-roof.
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And…. mai favorite PSalmon:
The Border Collie is mai Shepherd, I shall not woof.
She makes me to lie down in green pastures, but not on the bed; she leasheth me beside the still waters. She restoreth my bowl: she leasheth me in the paths of righteousness for the cats’ sake.
Owwooooo, though I wag through the Valley of the Shallow of Deaf, I will fear no weevil, For Thou arf whiff me; Thy Dog and Thy Cat, they comfort me…
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And to round it arf with One More Woof:
“No! Git down! No, Donut let temptation seize you— that is common for people AND Buddies. But Dog Almighty is faithful. He won’t allow you to be tempted to like too many kittehs, beyond your abilities. Instead, with the temptation, God will also supply puppehz, so that you will be able to endure the feline temptation.”
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FOR NOW, be be because damn the torpor doze, I donut WANT no stinkin' smut phone, and wiffout it I donut get no STRIPE unless I can have to buy a YUBI KEY... ffs. Anudder $50-60 butts for dat. I donut MIND PayPal, in comparry shun, PP is a walkies in the parkies, Stripe Fock!!! Why dey gotta be so dam dam dam them torpoes, fuggerin' flockers! Arrrrrrrrf, Roooooooooooooof.
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Dat is DOg FLustration for FOCKIN L.
Please just use mai PayPet for now, and send some bacon I got painties, tee sherpas, building blots to mako sharks... SNAP TOGEDDER is owl. Blinkity Blankety life is a shit steamin inna grasp.
Kiiii Kiiiiii, lookit mai painties! Mai teeeee sherps hellen reddy for walling!!!!!! owowwwwoooooo
DIDEYE MENTION: I yam now being accosted wiff criminal asphalt in the turd degree!! What the goat dam nest:!:::::!!!!!!!!!!! Dog Almighty I must Penno Penno SOOOOO JA ja ja ja ja EMAHO ho ho ho.
Now LISSEN: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jaancarter
Priceless!!!
I have wondered at the "coincidence" of dog = god spelled backwards. Man's best friend above AND below.