I know, you all fink I’m a spaz dog, jumpin around insanely at the slightest provocation. Well, dat’s somewhat troof, I freelie admitee, so byte me. Did I ever promish I would not race around the virchewal hoose at 85 miles an hour— chair to couch to chair, downy hall, uppy wall, messin’ up da rugs, knockin stuff odor and knockin stuff down, hind feets under mai chin, ears inside out— for NO raisin, or a new kinda choo toy, or der’s a nuclear war looming?
Uh, no, I did knot. Bud, I yam skoolin myshelf to be Zen Dog, and not worry bout no stinkin’ nukiller wah.
Skimply put, I donut care what you fink about me, really. I yam expression myselth. Beclaws you never send bacon, 99.9% of youz; no bacon, no treats, no nuffin. You can understamp why I don’t care what you fink, cancha, I donut work for no stinkin’ guvmint. I’m a DOGUE, I ain’t gottno job. I choo bad guy bootox, evry tine. I will alllll ways choooooo they bootox! Becush I yam a Free Pooge wiff nuffin to looge.
I wanted to share dis, it’s arftisitic an well done, like dat stake you NEBER, EBER send me… See, it’s all aboot ME, mosty da tine. Fooo. But back to da video rodeo squirrelio journey.
Some peeble fink Covid is the hole pitcher... Dey fink Covid is a big, innocent, monsta “virus” dat came from NACHUR, and it won’t leaf. Dey fink all dis upsidedownishment is just happening, like a cold front… Like it’s norman.
Dey wrong, agin. Why dey so wrongsalot? Whaddevvr. Dis short is a very artistic visious of what else is pland, tho it’s maybe not zackly what habits… Hey, close enufffff, brrrrrrrowrowrowrow! So wash dis… And leaf a woof beloooooooow.
ive seen that film before but i still watched it all again, its brilliantly scary.
happy halloween
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