Gee, I wonder if I will hurt AI’s FEELINGS when I say I can’t stand it, and I donut want to “talk” to it, EVER, because it’s stupid, inane, mindless, and about as “intelligent” as a hammer. Can a hammer “learn”? Uh, FUCK! no.
Every single day, when I log in to Substack, I get an email telling me there was a login from me. Every single day. I sent an email to what I thought was a support person, they respond by telling me they don’t handle these things, try this. I try this and it’s AI, asking me to try and figure out how to ask a question that has to MATCH a pre-set question… so that no real human being has to be PAID to answer my question.
I see this kind of “choose thy question” bullshit everywhere. You just want a quick answer, butt you get AI. I donut know about you, but I donut LIKE trying to talk to a fucking machine. I want a human bean on the other end of things. Udder-wise it takes TOO LONG… AND I end up barking at the phone wif my fur all standing on end, and having to race around the house at 80 mph, destroying furniture, just to burn arf all the rage.
FORK AI, it’s NEVER “intelligent,” it’s a muffo machine that will NEVER, EVER, NEVER “learn” to “think.” Such incredible bollocky bullshit— it’s worse than GMO’s in my kibble. It’s worse than “Pull yerself up by your boot straps.” It’s worse than “Anybody can be President.” It’s worse than “Palestinians are the most pampered people…”
Okay, okay, it’s not worse than any of dat. But it PISSES ME ARF. ALL bullshit pisses me arf, and so does RFK, Jr. And it tells me dat Substack donut want to PAY human beings to help their subscribers, they want to PISS US ARF and tell us dat money for them is better than we are.
Just another day in “Undo All Jobs Land”… And I donut like it. I donut LIKE “self check-out” at the grocery store, I donut LIKE calling a company that has a MONOPOLY for help and getting a MACHINE, and I donut LIKE being harassed on a regular basis by ROBOCALLS from foreign morons trying to solicit my business for something I DONUT WANT… Grrrrrr, ROWF, arrrrra ROWF. It’s about as STOOPID as Ireland trying to OUTLAW MEMES. Fuuuuuuuuu woooof.
I hate all the machines too! They are all numpties!
I went swimming and signed up for a year's membership at our local Gym+Swim+Spa today.
What a kerfuffle!
The girlies behind the counter are not allowed to take cash 😵. Then they could not seem to function without me having a mobile phone.😵 Then they gave me an I-pad fingy to fill in a form, BUT I could not read the tiny (only for young people) writing! 😵They had to fill it in for me. Then the bank wanted to verify my card payment, so the lovely young receptionist had to phone my son and warn him that a security code would come to my landline from the bank. Would he please phone the Gym and let us know what it is? That took several attempts to get sorted!!🙄
Finally, I got my membership all paid up for a year in advance, with a special discount for being a worn out geriatric who can't see weeny writing and needs young people to read the small print.... it was a spectacularly good deal on offer atm.
I was exhausted at the end of all that! So were the reception girlies!!
you are not alone. found out that picking up the phone, immediately hang up again, helps sometimes. Never pick up unless there is a name on it. if it is your insurance, tell them you will change companies if they don't stop calling (stopped them immediately). Unfortunately for the calls you got to make yourself, unless punching the zero and holding it, there is little you can do. With Substack, sign in before you even open the first one. that helps sometimes but not with all. Good luck ! Kiss the other doggies from me
I hate all the machines too! They are all numpties!
I went swimming and signed up for a year's membership at our local Gym+Swim+Spa today.
What a kerfuffle!
The girlies behind the counter are not allowed to take cash 😵. Then they could not seem to function without me having a mobile phone.😵 Then they gave me an I-pad fingy to fill in a form, BUT I could not read the tiny (only for young people) writing! 😵They had to fill it in for me. Then the bank wanted to verify my card payment, so the lovely young receptionist had to phone my son and warn him that a security code would come to my landline from the bank. Would he please phone the Gym and let us know what it is? That took several attempts to get sorted!!🙄
Finally, I got my membership all paid up for a year in advance, with a special discount for being a worn out geriatric who can't see weeny writing and needs young people to read the small print.... it was a spectacularly good deal on offer atm.
I was exhausted at the end of all that! So were the reception girlies!!
We had to have a coffee break! 😂
you are not alone. found out that picking up the phone, immediately hang up again, helps sometimes. Never pick up unless there is a name on it. if it is your insurance, tell them you will change companies if they don't stop calling (stopped them immediately). Unfortunately for the calls you got to make yourself, unless punching the zero and holding it, there is little you can do. With Substack, sign in before you even open the first one. that helps sometimes but not with all. Good luck ! Kiss the other doggies from me