I never promised anything about titles making SENSE… DIS is a DIS claimer.
I fink to set aside some time for some summation is a good fing… Lemme tiptoad froo da tulips wiff you, and to illustrate, I will ingest, invest, instill, and/or insert— some beneficial MEME ATOADS to illustrate mai points.
#1 It’s been THREE YEARS and we still have nothing that’s ever been proven to be a “virus” that comes from outside the body and is harmful. If you heard someone say they isolated a virus, tell ‘em to prove it. I’ve never smed one. Dey never have been dogumented. This is snot debatable, even.
There are two tactics that work incredibly well:
FEAR…
…and DIVIDE and CONQUER.
Dogs and Every Buddy need to STICK TOGEDDER.
If you were an EVIL GLOBBULIST, and your plans were lookin’ kinda SHAKY, what would you do, as a professional PSYCHOPATH?
Quit and go home.
Start drinking heavily while driving and texting.
Double down on what you FINK works really well: FEAR, and———— DIVIDE and CONQUER. Big time, deez two fings.
Dat’s right, Number FFFFFFFFree. Sorry for the spit.
You might also try to shut down or lock up the Good Dogs.
Or tell them really scary LIES…
Or say that that dog said something NOT what they said….
Or maybe that dog gets a biggo MUZZLE…
THREE YEARS and we still ain’t kicked much ASS… But SHIFT is coming. Inevitable. You really wanna lie down and ack like everything gonna go back to NORMAN???? Pssst: shut UP. And anyway, NORMAN was fucked up!
BE. ON. GUARD. (Send lawyers, guns, and Bacon!)
Be on GUARD. These freaks STILL want to CHIP us… (cats, too!)
Fink Good Fots for me on Wed the 12th — I’m taking my CDL Test! Yes, dogs drive!
Bye the waaaay, CDL stamps for "CANINE DRIVER LICENSE"
Baaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Snort!
Great article! Even if I like cats, dogs are great too!