First, lookit dis:
You arf aware, I hope, by now, that these psychotards mush be MONITORED. At all times, in all places, for any number of raisins. The Raisin d’Etre, for one. I mean, we know who they are, at least in a generic sense, but just who do they fink they are???
Yesh, they fink they are Fat-Ass Attackoons.
Well, they wrong. They are THIS (not the dog).
They are KLOWNS!!! Evil Klowns. So we dogs woof dis prayer…
We believe in One Dog, the Almighty Dog, Protector of Heaven and Earf And we believe in Bacon, and... lots of Bacon. We believe in the Holiness of Freedom And the freedom to have chew toys, including squeaky ones And maybe some rope chews, too. And shoes? Did I mention Bacon? And we believe in doing Good Work, such as: Biting the bootox of stinky Klowns Leaving steaming protest in large, stinky Klown shoes And burying stinky Klown car keys in the backyard, In Unknown spots to stinky Klowns, like in the nettles. And we mush not forget the Bacon. And lo, tho we run ears-inside-out fast through the valley of the shadow of Deaf, We shall fear no Evil, stinky Klowns, for We are the Champions, my friends, And we donut LIKE stinky Klowns. We only like to CHEW them. Owooooo, Owooooo, Owooooooooooo! (Join in, puppehs! Join in kittehs! Join in Bipeds!) We are the PROTECTORS, and we run with the Wolfs and the Lions! Owooooo, Owooooo, Owooooooooooo! We pledge to put down the Nasties! We pledge to put down the Klowns! We pledge to run amok in the Klown Houses, We pledge to chew up Klown Towns! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, whennnnnnnn?
Don’t tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie down the TOWERS.
Hey! You! Git offa mai tail!
We’re Sgt. Pupper’s Bonely Harness Band. We hope we will annoy Trudeau.
You don’t wanna be an American Idiot do you! Be a real bitch! Murf? Woof!
We mite be two shits passing in the night! Soooooooooo, Awooooo, just Get up, stand up, stand up for your rice.
Ooooookeeee Dookie, now I mite let you see R Blank’s latest email about bugs…
We are NAUGHT gonna eat ‘em! I got aunts in mai kitchen and I donut wanna killum! Butt I donut wannum, ether. They donut even pay RENT! But they R kinda cute. Just donut be like SPIDERS and bite me in mai sleep! I HATE that.
K, here we goo… Rite after dis …
(Trumpets sounding HERE) R Blank! Anna Crowd goes WILD!
(There be some tap dancing, teeny dogs jumping thru flaming mice capades…)
I read yesterday that Italy restricted bug use in foods. Meanwhile Belgium allowed 4 products with bugs. I already warned dad not to buy flour or pasta with mealworms. Where is the time you threw out that flour1
havnt seen you in a while?