I donut have time, here in the libarrrrrrely, with about 11 minutes to go, to plan and put together a decent post, so here goes nuthin’ much except I yam drooling thinking about a steak after I finish…
No, I donut have a cat, but there’s one that lives across the street. His name is Friday, and yesterday, as I sat on the porch drinking Dog Coffee (hell, yeah, it’s caffeinated!!), I watched as Friday emerged from the brush carrying a dead thing in his mowff… I donut know what the dead thing was when it was alive, but some of it was left in the driveway, which was gnarly.
I’ve been pondering the difference between having no job and having a job that pays okay, but not enough to justify the absolute lack of any sort of shit given by owner or manager re the worthiness of human worker bees, even human worker bees that are actually dogs disguised in Human Suits… Arrr, arrf, arrrrooooooo, sadly.
Here’s a couple of tips I’ve been saving up recently:
When entering the highway from an access ramp: BE UP TO SPEED before you get to the point of merging! YOU yield to the vehicles on the highway, THEY donut yield to YOU. Got that? Good! Now get outta town.
When approaching a cat, never trust it not to bite you even when it seems to be in obvious enjoyment of your attention… They are fickle, those cats, they are fickle.
If you have kids and you want to plan your will, give your kids whatever you can BEFORE you die, and leave the rest to say, a dog rescue, because GREED can infest just about anyone, and trust me, it’s a helluva thing.
To sum up:
No, I donut believe in viruses.
No, I donut believe in integrity in centralized governments.
No, I donut like Robert Fucking Malone, nor think he is truthy.
Yes, I believe in Magic, and trees, and birds, and other dogs.
Yes, I want some chili.
Yes, I would happily join an army of dogs to bite the bootox of all OLIGARCHS, and render them incapacitational. Fooooo, awoooooo, woof!
George Webb has connected Dr. Malone to the Anthrax scare. What did he know and when did he know it. Check out: The Windber, PA bioweapon lab. It's near the area where supposedly
Flight 93 went down in Shanksville, PA.
Do you drive for an owner operated company?
I would think that would be best as a real person is interested.