ALERT to the three WUNDERFUN peeps who did pledge to send bacon… I turned on STRIPE, so get ready to say buh bye to pledges you made! And… FANGKS!!!! Dis funding will go to getting mai biz legit and online, litter-ally… I plan to LITTER the peeple I luv wiff luv, in da form of cartooooons. Baroooof!
Da prototype— protontype?— is dis: ‘magin dis onna mug or a shirt!
Now, I already HAVE some T-shirts, ready to get painted… I can PAINT dis dog on one for ya, if ya want one sooner dan whenevvva… It’ll bee cheeper, most lickly. And I’m still gonna have wee painties, on wee canvas, you can buy dat will be MUSH more 3-D. Because my bruvvers have made my job search VERY limited now, wiff all they lies, lies, lies. Go lie down, bad bruvver dogs. (I fink they axually squirrels, not even dogs!) Okay, enuff aboooot me, here’s some fings abooot udder peeps…
I do like to share udder peep’s writing and news, etc., so donut gimme no growly bak yak, mmkay. I habe good news, too, about Yo Truly… I’m explanding to get mai bizzy license (noooo, no SHOTS), not on mai collar, on my BANK ACCOUNT, so I can do the cartoons-on-mugs thing, and the cartoons-on-Tshirts thang, too.
It’s gonna be so fun. Take a preview:
Dis guy has a furry pleasant way of making pottery poetry, I likey.
And DIS guy, is a gal, and she’s been bullied by the MIC (Medicle Imposticle Cornflex), juss for givin us a good way to kill parasites (no, not the Globbiest kind) wiffout having to fork out tons o’ bacon, or get some stanky jab. She’s cool and she’s tuff, and for that I say “ruff!” I’m juss glad, after quite a few yearns, to finally see her luvvly face. ^_^ Fangks, Dr. D. Turpentine Curentine. I have done it, others I know have done it, and I ain’t dead. Butt: Follow the protocol.
Dr. Jennifer Daniels
And laps but not leashed, dis gal gettin’ bizzy wiff tech stuff, and GREAT!
Now, becuz you all sooooo sweet and good lookin’, the rest gonna be funny pix and memes for teams. Woof!
Okay, so, I forgot to put the link to mai merchandise on "Printify.com" and now... I carnt findit.
Tibbicle, juuuss tibbicle. Okay gimme tine, I wheel fix.
Turpentine!