Yeah, I know, I’m sharing a lot of other people’s work… because it’s GOOD.
Katherine Watt is brilliant and someone amazing should HIRE her to do this, what she does. Her analysis is better than most attorneys could come up with! (Sorry, attorneys, but in my town at least, you people kinda suck, with a very few exceptions… and yeah, yeah, blame “the system,” whatEVer.
Speaking of attorneys, or the lack thereof, I was brushed arf by the judge today, in a hearing to determine whether my elder brother (and psychopath? My best line aboot him: Yes, he’s good-looking, intelligent, charming— and so was Ted Bundy.) would be given Guardianship over my two vulnerable parents… and she did give it to him. I wasn’t trying to have it go to ME, but even though my other (youngle) brother spoke quite well for the same outcome (someone NEUTERED, I mean, NEUTRAL), we had all of TEN MINUTES TOTAL because the very emotional and upset woman who went before us got about half an hour, and we were last. TEN MINUTES. I’ve needed more time than that to plant protest in someone’s shoes! Sigh. Well, let’s just say it was TOO SHORT. Too short, like a hamster at a rock concert… Burf! brrROOF! Owowowooof! And other dog terms. Damn, I shoulda just stripped arf my human suit and BIT dem court bitches! It was RUFF.
So… Three months, at least, of my brother running my parents’ lives… As younger brother pointed out, that’s plenty enough time to SELL THEIR HOUSE AND PUT THEM ON A SHELF, which is what he tried to do before, and caused all sorts of dominoes to fall, including his further SLANDER and DEFAMATION of Yourn Truly. I’ll be lucky if I can find work as a garbage truck dog now. Okay, so I’m tellin’ y’all RAT NOOOWWOO, I’m a kick (cat)butt copy editor, and I YAM for hire, and not tooo expensive, and easy to look at, I’m a DOG… Hoping mai ever-fucking tax return comes today!!!!!!!!!! SIX WEEKS! Den, a new mouse, same as the old mouse, only this one will WORK for a living…
Soon comes APRIL, and by all the astrologers I’ve seen, we’re in for some HUGE EVENTS and HUGE CHANGES and only Dog Almighty knows what’s coming, but I can say this: I had a lousy feeling about this hearing today, and I have a MUCH better feeling about what the summer is going to look like. The wheels ARE turning, folks, and they’re turning toward US TYPES, according to my favorite astrologers… And yeah, we might get some BUMPS, I fink we will, yeh, but maybe not SO bad, and maybe not TOO long of it… Emaho! Penno, Penno! SOHA!
And my other favorite Astrologer, Isaac:
I used to think astrology was hooey (hoooooooey!), but I met a terrific astrologer back in my days in SF, when I was a maniacal Guitar Dog, a terrific who showed me the Light. And now, depending on the cred, I’m a believer (and a retriever, too— woof! Oh, dam, now I’m hearing “I’m a retriever” to the Monkey’s tune… JA JA JA JA JARF! …dogs always laff in Spanish!).
Sheryl Schlocker, where are you?
Soooooooooo!
Give me love, give me love,
Give me peace on earth
Give me light, give me Life,
Keep me free from birth
Give me hope, help me cope
With this heavy load
Trying to touch and reach you with Heart and soul
Om...
My Lord, Please take hold of my hand
That I might understand you
Won't you please, oh, won't you?
---George Harrison (Fangks, old pal)
I’m doing okay— sad, resigned, but okay. Nothing is permanent. And it’s not just about ME, is it?!! Hell, no. Even more important, FEEL THE LOVE from our Creator and SPREAD IT, HOLD IT, SHARE IT… Be good to yourselves and others. Keep your heart fires burning!! Help is on the way.
Gutted for you and your parents. But, when the universe stacks the odds against you like that I always think something really awesome is ahead and it would not have been attainable any other way.... I am excited for you to find out what that might be. I can't wait.... Emaho penno penno soha to that! xx
Judges that couldn't even judge themselves because they are soooooo screwed up in the head get to judge the rest of us. But hey, everything is fine!