Gonna prolly get fired, because of a thing at work, where they’ve been, from the beginning, all about giving me NO CHOICE because I’m supposed to be SO effing grateful to have a job that I’ll put up with ANYTHING…
Fuck dat, my Good Dogs.
I yam NOT giving up my rights. Not for a JOB or anything else. I just told you about Marbury v. Madison, and now it’s all up my my furry ol’ face… What timing, eh?!
Nope, not getting fired for not wearing my human suit behind the wheel. Not getting fired for barking at the RUDE dispatcher I shoulda better slapped (nipped her bootox? Hmmm, yeah). Not getting fired for being a bad dog. Not getting fired for defending myself from a jerk…
Maybe— for refusing to take a “random” pee test: For a LEGAL SUBSTANCE that stays in your system, whether you’re “high” or not, much longer than alcohol, which is OBVIOUS when you’re “high” on that, and can be tested for AT THE TIME of being high. It’s the other LEGAL SUBSTANCE, legal in WA State, anyway, which is identifiable when you’re “high,” but takes a while to get completely out of your system. SO, it’s NOT the same thing as being drunk. It’s LEGAL. AND, the only reason I’ve been having a bit of it is so I can SLEEP, because I was given a shift I yam NOT suited to, about twelve hours from start to getting home again… And doing that, in a DRIVING situation, with chronic sleep deprivation, is a bad idea. A FAR worse idea than having a tiny smoke at 6 am because you can’t go back to sleep…
Awwwww, bollocks, my Good Dogs.
I yam searching for an ATTORNEY. Any attorney out there that understands “Right to Work” bullshit, and labor law, and mandatory, random pee tests (I lift my leg on that vile debris from the get-go!), and other kinds of labor BULLSHIT… Fuck it, I say. I may end up being the poster dog for living ruff…
FOR MY RIGHTS, I WILL DO WHATEVER I MUSHT.
I will NEVER lie down and be quiet if you kick me arooooooooooound!
Butt, if I yam fired, I will spend a LOT more time HERE…
i just got offered a well paid job quit my temp job, then promptly failed the pee test on the first day. lost 2 jobs
isnt life fun
I screwed up on my no grain diet a few days ago and ate a poppy seed bagel. I'd probably also fail a drug test. Might have to go to rehab. What's the "methadone" for poppy seed bagels?