Woofies, my Lovelies… Finally got my tail to the PO to get the PO box, and they didn’t have any available and maybe NEXT Fursday… Owwwrowrowoof! It’s just arful. Butt, who nose, maybe there’s a good thing about being in the lieberry today, what wiff kids shouting and people talking in Stadium Voice… I mish the good-o daze.
I have fifteen mo minutes to woof at y’all…
I wanna say, I yam STICK and TIRED of these effing MASKS all over everywhere, peeble are INSANE. Dis is why, dis is whyyyy, you are my shoobie doobie doo… (Dat’s from a song I know from “Animal House,” which I SHOOD watch every single fricken chicken day, bud now I yam wiffout mai puter and NO TV neither, so I have to READ.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Ah jajajajajajaja jarf!! (Dogs always laff in Spanish)
Butt, seriously peeble, WHAI, WHAI, WHAI, deez dogdamm maskings? I will BITE THEM ARF THEIR FACES…
Okay, I promise NOT to do dat, but ohhhhh, I wanna, I wanna, I wooooooooof!
K, whattaya gonna doooooo? I fink we can SHOOOOOT doze towels… Maybe DEN the masked morons will stob.
I fink we need to SHOOT da 5G towels. Towerz. Yup, yup, woof. Wiff biggo GUNS… or chainsaws…
K, so dis is it fur now, gotta get outta my email before I yam SHUTDOWN…
Woooooooof, arrrrrooooooo, arful arful brudders, donut eat mai bacon, or kill mai dad NO MO!! (I’m taking LEGAL AXION)
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