First arf, I wanna say FANKS! to all youz who have recommended my page or signed up for it, or bofe. Coolness outta schoolness, my main pooge lubbers…
I got all lathered up and bit my boss’ ass, and walked outta my job as a shuttle bus driver. I luvved the drivering and the peeps, and the baggage wasn’t even dat bad, butt I draw the line (wiff my teef!) at having to submit to random leg lifties in a CUP, fer howlin’ out loud, wiffout any REASON for it, juss becuz I yam a commercial driver. The Nasties TRAIN us (and not even wiff bacon, but wiff a stick, doncha know) to do as we’re told even when our RIGHTS are being booted out da door. So I said FUCK DAT, and also b/c the Nazi Dwarf of a GM was bad to me from da git go, I guess b/c I yam a real BITCH. HA HAR HARF!
So I had three months’ rent saved up and den I had COMPANY— a good pal, I fot, who took one months’ rent for herselfish, so now I yam really not too pleased, AND I have 1/3 less CUSHION to chew on. What the axual FUCK, already??? Dis really hurt me, in da heart and in da wallet! An I fot dis was a FREND. I donut forget this.
I was enjoying driving that biggo bus, in my human suit, butt I donut like it when anybody, including and especially really stinky dwarves, try to be all UN-Constitutional about MAI rights, and wiffout any EVIDENCE and wiffout any COMPLAINTS, I shouldnot have to pee in a damn cup. Fuck da State, I say, dey always go too far, and when we LET ‘EM, day cut our tails arf!! Nooooooooooo!!!!
I can’t woof too much today, as I yam in the Lie Berry, and I donut have a puter yet, and I donut CARE dat much no mo. I yam re-reading an excellent history book by Gary Nash, “The Real American Revolution,” and dis guy is one of us, doncha know. I can’t ever rememble all the stuff, so I fink dis is my fird time reading it— Yes, dogs CAN read, but we usually pretend we can’t so you will read TO us…
So, my good readers, read the 4th Amendment. James Corbett sez the Nasties are half-way to their goal… It’s time for ALL GOOD DOGS to come to the aid of their country and bite some globalist bootox! Bad dwarves will NOT be spared.
I keep finking of dat song, “Nazi Dwarves FUCK ARF!” Dead Kenneddeez.
So sorry about y9ur job and your fake friend. But, I don't know if I agree with you about the pee test stuff. When a job is vital, we should know that those charged with doing it are all the way on top of things. That's why I've been campaigning for the pee test for Congress - and the President. And those waiting on the wings, anxiously awaiting the day when they can freely give us the nazi salute, they especially need to take the pee test. They've got to be on something to be that delustional about themselves. I left you a message on your phone, but I'm not sure if people even listen to their messages anymore. Cellphones are a lot more trouble to access messages on than landlines. I miss you though. Glad to see you're back with fists flying!
It's so good to hear from you Word Herder... It is NOT so good to hear that persons of this world have been less than altruistic towards you. I am hopeful that the tide will turn in your favor, and also in the best interests of us all. :)