DOG (ARF) ART
I sell Paintings, Painted T-Shirts, Inked T-Shirts, and Cartoon Mugs... Fetch!
WEAR ORIGINAL ARF ART!
This is the Prototype for the Painty T-shirts ^
…and they can vary as much as the paintings, so feel free to inquire!
T-shirts are $40 (includes shipping) Paw-painted, and you can request all sorts of painting-like original, yours-only designs.
You can specify COLORS, of shirts and design; I can draw CARTOONS on your T-shirt, using Sharpie pens, which lasts a looooong time, trust me!
Choose your size, and whether you want me to bark at it or not.
I can go and find (sniff, sniff!) ANY color of T-shirt you want— wiffin raison.
Here’s a link to color names: https://www.eggradients.com/color-names
What I have ON HAND: I yam 5’5 and thin- in my human suit- and I wear a MEDIUM and it’s roomy. These shirts are washed and dried already. They are Unisex, or Men’s, generally, unless udderwise specified.
Small: Just one, Chocolate Brown
Med: Primary Yellow, Red, and Blue
Large: Neon Green (pkt), Prussian Blue (pkt), Russian Violet, and Neon Orange
X Large: Women’s—African Violet; Men’s—True Blue
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MUGS: I found a great place to buy mugs that will put my cartoons on them, OR I can send them a photo of a painting and put THAT on a mug. I can buy the mugs in small or large quantity, so… I’ll post some samples… I have a LOT of cartoons/artwork that could go on a mug. I can order from them ONE thing at a time, but I get free shipping for 10 or more mugs (lower cost to thee). I can even personalize these things, and they have ball caps, carry-all bags, and various other stuff. I have used them (VistaPrint) for business cards for years and never had a complaint, from them. ha ha harf! So here’s some ideas… DAM, I wish I could group these in like Four-to-a-line…. but noooooooo. Prolly squirrels running this site… Keep in mind I can prolly tweak backgrounds and colors, etc.
I can put almost anything that’s in a jpg or png kind of format on a mug.
OKAY… you get the idea. I can put whatever I want on a mug… digital rocks for dis stuff! You can also buy one or all three books of mai cartoons (see beloooow).
I yam planning to get a PO Box, and then I can AVOID DIGITAL MONEY, hopefully, altogether! DONUT fall for their trap, my fiends, keep CASH, use checks! Money odors! Like dat. I yam a rebel, wouldn’t you like to be a rebel, too? (Let’s DOO IT!) And if you’re jus too doggone lazy to use real paper money, I donut hate you.
So… Doooo understand I would never do ANY fing with your info. I yam open to suggestion, like a hippotized canine. I will pudding in writing.
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SMALL PAINTINGS! These are from $75 - $200
I have a teeny wee camera, hand-held, so apologies for the imperfect croppage… and any other shite. LOL. It’s hard to do photography with paws… Anyway, these can be MAILED to you, not tooo pricey, cuz they’re not very heavy. And bigger ones, also, and… dogviously, T-shirts, too. A-roooof. The smaller paintings range from 9” x 11” to 11” x 14”. I generally paint the edges so no frame is needed, and anyway,
they B 3-D! Not easelly framed anyway. Easy Peasy.
NEWEST: “Hello, Yellow”
More coming soon!
Whatever I post I will release into The Wild, unless otherwise specified. AND, I can paint one just for you, to order, in colors you specify. Same for T-shirts, and I generally only need one-to-three days to finish one work.
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THEN THERE’S THE CARTOOOOOOOOONS!
PDF Books of mai Mouse-drawn cartoons! $15 each or $35 for all three.
Mousin’ Around
Cartoon UP
Cartoona Sandwich
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HAND-DRAWN cartoons, on card stock, mailed to thee original or copies of the originals If you’d like an original, cool! They’re $20. The copies are one for $10, and three for $25. Remember, these are on PAPER. I can also make them into Greeting Cards, no extra.
HAND-DRAWN CARTOONS - $10 (copies). 3 for $25. Original hand-drawn toons, $20 each, 3 for $50. All these kinda fings are *on card stock* Now DEEZ you can frame. 8 1/2 x 11.
THREE BIG GREETING CARDS (folded 8 1/2 x 11 card stock) $20. Zackly half the size, zackly half the price. Envelopes not included, nethetharily. I mite have some, I donut know. Choose either sweet caption or RUDE caption. All captions subject to translation from Doggish. Original (not copied) cards are $20 (and woorf every dime!). Copies of cards (udder peeble have ‘em, mebbe) and they are photo-coppies) are $10. Hey, dis mai livin’ now…
SINGLE DIGITAL CARTOONS $10 each. Sign up for a year’s pledge of at least $60 and get one every month via email. These will be new ‘toons made every month.
See how CHEEP I yam? It takes a looong time to draw these fuckin’ fings…wiff a damn mouse slave… JAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAA JARF! No, I will not wash my mouse out wiff soap. JA JA JA JA JA JAARF!
Did I woof that ^ out loud? Mais, non. C’est le dommage.
I can email all doz digital cartoons to you anytime, for albuminously, no charge for postage. I will make new, original cartoons just for you. I do keep copies, but they will only be included in books. I fink some of you old timers might rememble Angry Stick Man and Bot Dog?
This is Fred the Alligator, and he is posted online somewhere, with someone’s song. This was commissioned. I WAS paid, and later gator given credit, but my name was cropped arf the cartoon! Okay at least I got credit somewhere, butt… FYI, all ye artists out dere, posties on SS are copywrite to the owner. Donut be mean to artistas.
And, last but not leashed:
Danger Dog hangs out with Chaos Cat, and a couple of other critters…
And there’s other critters from stories for kids. Such as Seldom.
I yam seeking an agent. If you wanna chat bout dat, gimme a shout emaily. We do a percentage thing, so you gotta prove you a dog and nod a mongoose, k. Butt you donut need a LICENSE.
FANGKS for lookies!
I think what you've done here is absolutely wooferful! I wish I could buy something from you. Maybe one day 😀
Product of USA.
I can write cursive backwards, too. 😉